When this ambassador for surfing was interviewed by Fox 11 news, we bet he had no idea that his wise words - and he speaks for all of us, I think we can agree – would make it into the lyrics of a worldwide smash-hit song.

Surfing needs people this. Fox News needs people like this so that its viewers can really get a handle on where we, as surfers, are coming from.

We are, truly, an enlightened tribe.

Here's the original interview. Represent, brother.