Did you hear? There's a major Code Red session going on at Teahupoo in Tahiti.

While you can watch it live, here, it's a little distant.

So we've been following Peter Mel's regular one-shot missives on Twitter (sent as Quiksilver).

What has the world come to? We can watch a swell out in the far mid-Pacific live on our laptops and see decent video of every ride seconds after they happen.

We'll leave the existential questions aside for the minute. We're a little too busy watching to get into all that.

Here's Kealii Mamala's bomb from ... a few minutes ago.