Did you hear? There's a major Code Red session going on at Teahupoo in Tahiti.
While you can watch it live, here, it's a little distant.
So we've been following Peter Mel's regular one-shot missives on Twitter (sent as Quiksilver).
What has the world come to? We can watch a swell out in the far mid-Pacific live on our laptops and see decent video of every ride seconds after they happen.
We'll leave the existential questions aside for the minute. We're a little too busy watching to get into all that.
Here's Kealii Mamala's bomb from ... a few minutes ago.