He’s an All-American Hero.
It’s official – the government of the the USA, the elected representatives of The People made a declaration last week that 9 time world Champion Kelly Slater is actually, definitely, for-the-record, no-more-debate-about-it, totally f%&^ing rad.
Actually, the language they use is slightly less low-brow, and the video is somewhat tedious due to the nature of legislative procedure. But that’s what they’re saying.
Points for observation, Congress. Well done.